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LEGO<\/strong>
\nLEGO though one of the best toys is also the most irritating. This is because:<\/p>\n

A. It is painful when standing on.
\nB. It is difficult to pick up, some will inevitably go up the Hoover each time.
\nC. A box of LEGO tipped out or rummaged around in is painful on the ears.<\/p>\n

Disney Princess
\n<\/strong>Somehow the plucky and virtuous heroines of well known stories have turned into ubiquitous and slutty pink pouters.<\/p>\n

Any Toys with Lights and Sounds<\/b>
\nLeave these toys switched on at your peril. When you finally have the baby asleep, you can guarantee tripping over one of these loud flashing electronic orchestra things.<\/p>\n

Toy Cars<\/strong>
\nToy cars, especially from Matchbox, are the perfect size to gain entry to hospital. Left in random places, a well placed foot will see you landing with a bump and the next two months on crutches.<\/p>\n

Battery Operated Toys with no Off Switch<\/strong>
\nWhatever posses a toy designer to create a singing, chatting, flashing plastic toy that does not shut up without removing the batteries is a mystery. Due to toy safety regulations, battery compartments are now screwed shut. Recommend a 16 oz hammer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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