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Key Points To Remember:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Remember, Asda in Bedminster is the best place for punch ups, no one will notice.<\/p>\n

Off shopping without babies or children? Feeling super-fit today? Then by all means, make sure you park in the parent and child spaces. You’re a winner you are!<\/p>\n

Make sure you take up the whole aisle when you bump into a friend. Never let anyone get past you.<\/p>\n

Chatting to your baby around the supermarket is fine. But loudly telling your three week old baby that ‘we only eat organic hummus’ makes you look a tit.<\/p>\n

Place your coupons and Nectar card right at the bottom of your bag.<\/p>\n

Never take less than ten minutes to find your purse.<\/p>\n

Insist on splitting the total amount between three different debit cards and a purse full of coppers and moths.<\/p>\n

If you can’t get this right, you can also have a row with the self-service machines. Make sure you confuse it with unexpected item in bagging area. For added fun, take a brimming shopping trolley with you. If you want the staff to work harder, fill it with alcohol, knives and magazines.<\/p>\n

And finally, don’t forget to abandon your trolley so that it blocks parking spaces. Get ten points if it rolls away and bangs the paintwork on someone else’s car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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