{"id":29299,"date":"2017-09-04T21:38:57","date_gmt":"2017-09-04T20:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/?p=29299"},"modified":"2023-10-03T14:45:36","modified_gmt":"2023-10-03T13:45:36","slug":"pontins-brean-sands-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Pontins Brean Sands Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xXvYZELNOVY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Berrow and Brean Sands are lovely beaches about an hour&#8217;s drive from Bristol or two hours on public transport. There&#8217;s miles of golden sands. You can catch the tide in and at two points there are lifeguards on duty during the day.<\/p>\n<p>Having spent some time camping in the area, we decided to pop back for a couple more days before school term started. Looking for an easier option than pitching a tent again, we decided on a two night stay at Pontins Brean Sands. This was \u00a3150 for one adult and two children. The self-catering accommodation included two beds, a sofa bed, no linen and no electricity.<\/p>\n<p>Check-in was difficult. When we arrived, there was nobody at the reception. Four people were in a queue waiting to speak to someone. Each one of those people were waiting to complain about their accommodation. Just as a member of staff came back to the desk, an angry lady stormed up to complain about accommodation she had been upgraded to because her first accommodation was apparently a disgrace. It didn&#8217;t bode well. In fact, when looking at the terms and conditions of booking a Pontins break, you can actually get a full refund if you turn up, look at the place and decide you don&#8217;t want to stay.<\/p>\n<p>You can find a video and photographs of our stay. It&#8217;s bad, but if you check out other guest experiences online, it gets much, much worse.<\/p>\n<p>The place is a disaster area. It&#8217;s filthy, it&#8217;s dilapidated. It&#8217;s a complete rip-off. It&#8217;s mis-sold. The cheery website states lots of activities that you can take part in at Pontins, of course with a disclaimer that they may not be available at all times, on all resorts or there may be a fee.<\/p>\n<p>But upon checking in, a small booklet and map actually recommends taking part in activities that don&#8217;t even exist.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8446-Copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-29343 size-large aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8446-Copy-634x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"634\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8446-Copy-634x1024.jpg 634w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8446-Copy-186x300.jpg 186w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8446-Copy-768x1241.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8446-Copy.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Brean Sands resort is quite small. I was surprised I hadn&#8217;t seen the high ropes, abseiling and zip wire. I found a bored looking person in the activity zone who couldn&#8217;t understand what I was talking about when asking about the high ropes. He asked another member of staff who told us that these things had been removed four years ago. Four years ago, yet the brochure and map was advertising their existence in the 2017 current booklet.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps if you book Pontins Brean Sands on one of the Sun Holiday deals, all of this might not be so bad. But when you are paying full peak season prices, it&#8217;s disgraceful.<\/p>\n<p>Pontins Brean Sands is a cesspit. It&#8217;s a totally mis-sold holiday that won&#8217;t even be a funny story in a year&#8217;s time. What a sad situation for a lovely part of Somerset.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-29299 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-colormag-featured-image'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3074\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3074.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3074.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3074-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29300'>\n\t\t\t\tDirty, stained mattress\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3077\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3077.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3077.jpg 500w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3077-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29301'>\n\t\t\t\tMouldy curtains\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3078\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3078.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3078.jpg 500w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3078-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29302'>\n\t\t\t\tCigarette burns on the curtains\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3079\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3079.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3079.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3079-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29303'>\n\t\t\t\tSome kind of arson attempt by a previous guest?\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3083\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3083.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3083.jpg 500w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3083-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29304'>\n\t\t\t\tIs there a collective noun for a small group of sad hangers?\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3084\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3084-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29305\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29305'>\n\t\t\t\tBring your own linen. Scrap that. Bring your own bedding full stop!\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3088\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3088-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29306\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29306'>\n\t\t\t\tDirty, worn out sofa bed that needed to be propped up against the wall because the mechanism was broken.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3089\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3089.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29307\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3089.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3089-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29307'>\n\t\t\t\tWant your child to keep their fingers? Stay away from the sofa\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3093\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3093.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3093.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3093-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29308'>\n\t\t\t\tIngrained dirt everywhere.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3095\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3095.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3095.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3095-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29309'>\n\t\t\t\tClean me please\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3101\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3101.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3101.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3101-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29310'>\n\t\t\t\tTooth brushing splashes from previous guests\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3103\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3103.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3103.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3103-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29311'>\n\t\t\t\tPrevious guest&#8217;s electric tooth brush ring? Looked like it had been there a while.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3120\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3120-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29312\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29312'>\n\t\t\t\tBits of wall missing.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3125\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3125-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29313\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29313'>\n\t\t\t\tFilthy kitchen around white goods.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_3126\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3126-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29314\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29314'>\n\t\t\t\tSecuring the window was strongly recommended in the Pontins literature. Except we can&#8217;t because the mechanism is broken.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8006\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8006-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29315\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29315'>\n\t\t\t\tCheck in ghost town. People lining up to complain.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8007\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8007-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29316\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29316'>\n\t\t\t\tStill waiting to check in&#8230; Nobody wants to face the people\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8008\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8008-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29317\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29317'>\n\t\t\t\tIs it going to drop off?\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8009\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8009-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29318\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29318'>\n\t\t\t\tMystery holes.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8011\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8011-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29319\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29319'>\n\t\t\t\tSkid marks in the toilet from previous guest.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8018\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8018-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29320\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29320'>\n\t\t\t\tMaria von Trapp wants her dresses back.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8019\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8019-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29321\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29321'>\n\t\t\t\tFringed bed\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8021\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8021-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29322\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29322'>\n\t\t\t\tFilthy under the sofa\/bed. Would take seconds to sweep out. Fag butts, dirty tissue, sweet wrappers and dirt.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8022\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8022-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29323\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29323'>\n\t\t\t\tSweet wrappers left behind.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8156\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8156-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29324\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29324'>\n\t\t\t\tCell Block H\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8157\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8157-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29325\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29325'>\n\t\t\t\tNope. No crazy golf in the morning. Perhaps we got out of bed too early? It&#8217;s gone 10am. We weren&#8217;t given any kind of list of events or activities at check in.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8159\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8159-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29326\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29326'>\n\t\t\t\tGrotty Kart area not opened at gone 10am\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8160\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8160-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29327\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29327'>\n\t\t\t\tNot sure what this is supposed to be but not opened at 10am.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8162\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8162-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29328\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29328'>\n\t\t\t\tGhost town at 10am.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8163\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8163-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29329\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29329'>\n\t\t\t\tHas this water been checked for germs?\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8166\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8166-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29330\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29330'>\n\t\t\t\tThis is just class. Battered bench and fag ends.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8167\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8167-e1504555086596-800x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29331\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29331'>\n\t\t\t\tTrampolines closed in the morning but you have to pay to use them.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8173\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8173-800x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29332\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29332'>\n\t\t\t\tFeels like Five Nights at Freddy&#8217;s. \n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8174\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8174-800x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29333\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29333'>\n\t\t\t\tLovely concrete surface to fall on.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8176\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8176-800x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29334\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29334'>\n\t\t\t\tThe Swimming pool\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8179\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8179-e1504555206347-800x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29335\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29335'>\n\t\t\t\tThe swimming pool was closed all day. Research shows that this is a really common problem on Pontins resorts. Chemical issues apparently. It&#8217;s disgraceful that the one activity that is free and  fairly basic at a resort is not available all day.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8181\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8181-e1504555298903-800x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29336\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29336'>\n\t\t\t\tObviously the door to the pool has been smashed and not repaired  \n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8184\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8184-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29337\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29337'>\n\t\t\t\tWhat fruit would you like amongst all this fast food? Oranges, bananas and onions please.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8186\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8186-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29338\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29338'>\n\t\t\t\tPontins or Dismaland?\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8187\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8187-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29339\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29339'>\n\t\t\t\tAn indoor play area for young children. Closed. No obvious sign for when it&#8217;s to open.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8188\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8188-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29340\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29340'>\n\t\t\t\tWhen you go on holiday leaving the  estate behind to spend quality family time at a rough estate. This beauty is a skate park. Locked. Oh you also have to pay to use it according to the sign.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8190\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8190-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29341\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29341'>\n\t\t\t\tYes it&#8217;s as bad as it looks\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8436\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"202\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8436.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8436.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8436-300x101.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29342'>\n\t\t\t\tStill waiting to hear about our Guest Solution.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8446-copy\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8446-Copy-800x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29343\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29343'>\n\t\t\t\tA list of activities that are not on, not included or do not exist.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/pontins-brean-sands-review\/img_8153\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" src=\"https:\/\/chopsybaby.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_8153-600x445.jpg\" class=\"attachment-colormag-featured-image size-colormag-featured-image\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-29345\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-29345'>\n\t\t\t\tWe came back from Brean Leisure Park at 9pm. 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