Have you applied for a job in Bristol and not achieved an interview? Did you not even receive a commiserations acknowledgement? Well now you can print your own Sorry-But-Not-Sorry letter for that all important self-validation that you were rubbish.<\/p>\n
After a chat with a colleague this afternoon, we felt that it was important for people to receive a thanks but no thanks response for every job they applied for.<\/p>\n
With our extensive experience, we came up with the following…<\/p>\n
Simply select a format below, copy and paste that into an email and send it to yourself for that all important closure.<\/p>\n
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Brief But Polite:<\/strong> On this occasion, we regret to inform you that your application was not successful.<\/p>\n Regards<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Brief But Fake:<\/strong> On this occasion, we regret to inform you that your application was not successful.<\/p>\n We will hold onto your details for six months in case something arises in the future.<\/p>\n Regards<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Brief But Outright Lies:<\/strong> We were so impressed with the high standard of all candidates.<\/p>\n On this occasion, we regret to inform you that your application was not successful.<\/p>\n We will hold onto your details for six months in case something arises in the future.<\/p>\n Regards<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Brief But Honest:<\/strong><\/p>\n Yeah, we just didn’t like you.<\/p>\n Please don’t apply again.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Brief But Apologetic:<\/strong> We regret to inform you that on this occasion, your application has been unsuccessful.<\/p>\n We wish you well in the future.<\/p>\n Kind Regards<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Diversity One<\/strong> However, on this occasion we regret to inform you that you are obviously dyslexic.<\/p>\n We wish you well in the future.<\/p>\n Best wishes<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Diversity Two<\/strong> We regret to inform you that on this occasion, you are too disabled.<\/p>\n Hope that helps.<\/p>\n With kind regards<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Diversity Three<\/strong> <\/p>\n Diversity Four<\/strong> You have a somewhat non-English sounding name.<\/p>\n We’re too racist to take this further.<\/p>\n Regards<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Diversity Five<\/strong> We’ve noted that you have a working class name and have a degree from a non red brick university.<\/p>\n Unfortunately, there is a distinct lack of Boden and chai latte imprinted on the application form.<\/p>\n We are quite sure you don’t own a floaty scarf or carry a lap top slung over your shoulder to show just how important you are.<\/p>\n Please try again once you have moved to a recently gentrified part of Bristol.<\/p>\n Regards<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Diversity Six<\/strong> We’ve noticed that you identify as trans from the diversity monitoring attached to the back of your application form.<\/p>\n We’re are not ready to engage with gender neutral toilets yet.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Diversity Seven:<\/strong> We are sorry to tell you that you have been unsuccessful with your application to our company.<\/p>\n This is because we’re looking for someone a bit more man, less woman.<\/p>\n Regards<\/p>\n <\/p>\n More from Chopsy Baby<\/strong> Have you applied for a job in Bristol and not achieved an interview? Did you not even receive a commiserations<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":36561,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[205],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-its-never-boring-in-st-judes"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nThank you so much for your recent application to our company.<\/p>\n
\nThank you so much for your recent application to our company.<\/p>\n
\nThank you so much for your recent application to our company.<\/p>\n
\nThank you so much for your interest in our company and your application for the role of xxxx<\/p>\n
\nThank you for taking the time to apply for the role of xxxx<\/p>\n
\nThank you so much for your recent application with our company.<\/p>\n
\nAbout that application, not a chance. We only asked if you needed a reasonable adjustment to screen you out.<\/p>\n
\nDear applicant,<\/p>\n
\nHello,<\/p>\n
\nDear candidate,<\/p>\n
\nDear applicant,<\/p>\n
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