Today’s Five Minor Irritations

1. Glitter. It gets everywhere. Seriously, everywhere.

2. Spitting on the pavement. Disgusting. Who wants to roll pram wheels through this?

3. The sound LEGO duplo makes as children search through it for one particular brick.

4. The puppet stage toddlers go through when walking on harnesses. The one when they start leaning forwards and walking like a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

5. Buses that come when they feel like it.