Book: That’s Not My Mummy… by Chopsy Baby

For some reason, the That’s not my … series of Touchy-Feely books by Usbourne are incredibly popular. But just how realistic are they?

Here is That’s not my mummy by Chopsy Baby

That’s not my mummy… She’s on time for school

That’s not my mummy… She isn’t shouting

That’s not my mummy… She remembered non-uniform day

That’s not my mummy… She doesn’t have baby sick on her

That’s not my mummy… She isn’t chasing chuggers down the garden path

That’s my mummy… The one drinking gin and crying over spilt milk.