Five of the Most Irritating Toys Lurking in Homes Across the UK

LEGO
LEGO though one of the best toys is also the most irritating. This is because:

A. It is painful when standing on.
B. It is difficult to pick up, some will inevitably go up the Hoover each time.
C. A box of LEGO tipped out or rummaged around in is painful on the ears.

Disney Princess
Somehow the plucky and virtuous heroines of well known stories have turned into ubiquitous and slutty pink pouters.

Any Toys with Lights and Sounds
Leave these toys switched on at your peril. When you finally have the baby asleep, you can guarantee tripping over one of these loud flashing electronic orchestra things.

Toy Cars
Toy cars, especially from Matchbox, are the perfect size to gain entry to hospital. Left in random places, a well placed foot will see you landing with a bump and the next two months on crutches.

Battery Operated Toys with no Off Switch
Whatever posses a toy designer to create a singing, chatting, flashing plastic toy that does not shut up without removing the batteries is a mystery. Due to toy safety regulations, battery compartments are now screwed shut. Recommend a 16 oz hammer.