I Can’t Believe It’s Already…November 2013

I Can’t Believe It’s Already… November 2013

November 2013 is sponsored by the dodgy look you get at the till when you mistakenly give a 20 pence instead of a £1 coin.

 

Help! I’m doing it wrong!

 

This November, make sure you are cultivating the best possible relationship with your neighbours

Key Points To Remember:

Make sure you always park in what they consider to be their parking space.

If this is not possible, do make sure you leave the front of your car hanging about a foot over their drop kerb.

Share your music. Neighbours love to keep up to date with your current faves.

At night, make sure you push your headboard right up against the connecting wall.

Stamp up those stairs. Every single time. If you live in a flat, slamming doors is a good alternative.

Remember, if you must row really loudly, make sure next door can enjoy the entertainment. We want to know what the consequence of Steve banging some slapper from down the road is going to be.

Mow the lawn at 6.30am every single Sunday.

DIY is best done until around 11pm in the evenings.

Get a trampoline. If you have shy, retiring neighbours, this is a great way to become friends.

If this fails, then a football against their fence ought to do it.

 

Worth a Look

Have you ever been to the theatre and ordered a gin and tonic for the interval, moaned about the selection of ice creams available, complained about the lack of oxygen in the Gods and worst of all taken a photograph of the set? This brand new musical follows a set of theatre front of house staff during a busy shift dealing with all of the above with a smile on their faces. Should be a cracker.

Tickets are priced from £10. www.ushersmusical.co.uk