It’s so irritating when that happens: Today’s five minor irritations

1. When somebody puts the empty milk bottle back into the fridge.

2. Getting a red Sorry you were out card from Royal Mail mocking you. This usually means you will never see that item of post again.

3. Why do those people having a big reunion with their next door neighbour in the middle of the frozen pea aisle decide it can only be done by stopping everyone else from being able to get by.

4. Having seventy biros by the phone and none of them work. Except to engrave the number deeply into the paper.

5. Grandpa in my Pocket. I’d rather have Grandpa in my Dyson.