Print Your Own Job Application Rejection Letter Bristol

Have you applied for a job in Bristol and not achieved an interview? Did you not even receive a commiserations acknowledgement? Well now you can print your own Sorry-But-Not-Sorry letter for that all important self-validation that you were rubbish.

After a chat with a colleague this afternoon, we felt that it was important for people to receive a thanks but no thanks response for every job they applied for.

With our extensive experience, we came up with the following…

Simply select a format below, copy and paste that into an email and send it to yourself for that all important closure.

 

Brief But Polite:
Thank you so much for your recent application to our company.

On this occasion, we regret to inform you that your application was not successful.

Regards

 

Brief But Fake:
Thank you so much for your recent application to our company.

On this occasion, we regret to inform you that your application was not successful.

We will hold onto your details for six months in case something arises in the future.

Regards

 

Brief But Outright Lies:
Thank you so much for your recent application to our company.

We were so impressed with the high standard of all candidates.

On this occasion, we regret to inform you that your application was not successful.

We will hold onto your details for six months in case something arises in the future.

Regards

 

Brief But Honest:

Yeah, we just didn’t like you.

Please don’t apply again.

 

Brief But Apologetic:
Thank you so much for your interest in our company and your application for the role of xxxx

We regret to inform you that on this occasion, your application has been unsuccessful.

We wish you well in the future.

Kind Regards

 

Diversity One
Thank you for taking the time to apply for the role of xxxx

However, on this occasion we regret to inform you that you are obviously dyslexic.

We wish you well in the future.

Best wishes

 

Diversity Two
Thank you so much for your recent application with our company.

We regret to inform you that on this occasion, you are too disabled.

Hope that helps.

With kind regards

 

Diversity Three
About that application, not a chance. We only asked if you needed a reasonable adjustment to screen you out.

 

Diversity Four
Dear applicant,

You have a somewhat non-English sounding name.

We’re too racist to take this further.

Regards

 

Diversity Five
Hello,

We’ve noted that you have a working class name and have a degree from a non red brick university.

Unfortunately, there is a distinct lack of Boden and chai latte imprinted on the application form.

We are quite sure you don’t own a floaty scarf or carry a lap top slung over your shoulder to show just how important you are.

Please try again once you have moved to a recently gentrified part of Bristol.

Regards

 

Diversity Six
Dear candidate,

We’ve noticed that you identify as trans from the diversity monitoring attached to the back of your application form.

We’re are not ready to engage with gender neutral toilets yet.

 

Diversity Seven:
Dear applicant,

We are sorry to tell you that you have been unsuccessful with your application to our company.

This is because we’re looking for someone a bit more man, less woman.

Regards

 

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