It’s so irritating when that happens. Today’s five minor irritations

1. Scraping dog poo off of children’s shoes.

2. Having to unscrew children’s toys out of packaging.

3. Trying to untwist children’s toys out of packaging.

4. Trying to fit toy packaging into the bin and recycle box.

5. Trying to get you, your child and buggy through the UK size 6 gap left by the car parked on the pavement. Come on drivers, the average sized women in the country is 16. Be fair.