I Can’t Believe it’s Already… October 2013

I Can’t Believe It’s Already… October 2013

October 2013 is sponsored by being at the end of the Post Office queue that is just outside the main door. And it’s raining.

 

 Help! I’m doing it wrong!

 

This October, remember your umbrella etiquette:

Key Points To Remember:

Make sure that at least two parts of the umbrella fabric do not connect exposing the metal. It’s easier to take someone’s eye out this way.

It’s great to dry your wet umbrella by placing it on the bus seat. This is both convenient for you and the next person who needs to get their clothes soaked.

If you are unable to do this, make sure you drip dry your umbrella across the floor tiles of your nearest shop. Don’t forget – where there’s a blame there’s a claim.  It could even be yours.

The bigger the better. Golfing umbrellas or fishing umbrellas are always best used by tiny people or as a bayonet through a busy street.

Thrift is good. Those pound shop umbrellas are a brilliant investment. You can even leave them cluttering the pavement like turkey road kill when they blow inside out.

And finally, don’t forget to leave them lying around. Lost property boxes just wouldn’t be the same without being half filled with dusty abandoned umbrellas.

Worth a Look

Shrek The Musical, will be going on a UK tour in 2014, with booking already open. The production will be visiting the Bristol Hippodrome

from Tuesday 19 August 2014 until Sunday 7 September 2014. Tickets are priced from £15 upwards. www.atgtickets.com/Bristol

And It’s Game On

To teaching staff Trade Unions, for taking industrial action on Thursday 17 October 2013. For more information about why teachers are striking, visit the National Union of Teachers website here: www.teachers.org.uk