Are you a Precious First Born Parent? Take our quiz to find out!

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Are you a Precious First Born Parent (PFB)? Take our quiz to find out

• Complained to the playgroup leader that toys have not been sterilised every time a child has played with them.
• Not folded up a buggy or pram for a wheel chair user.
• Not formula fed or weaned with jars.
• Looked down your nose at three-year-olds running around in a play park. They are too violent.
• Tutted at parents of two-year-olds whose child is having a temper tantrum – yours won’t do this of course!
• Furious that a stranger touched, looked at or complimented your newborn in a way that was less than satisfactory.
• Cross that your baby has been hit, pushed, scratched or bitten at a softplay or playgroup. Your child will never do this!
• Annoyed that your mother-in-law has offered you conflicting advice. What would the old woman know about raising children.
• Huffed when others haven’t marvelled at your sticky-handed screaming toddler approaching them.
• Cannot comprehend why some parents shout at their older children. Disgraceful parenting!
• Scorned anything that is not green, natural or eco.

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