King Charles Can’t Wipe His Own Arse in Bristol

We’ve had Boris is Bin Bag and Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce, but this weekend, the mystery graffiti artist has hit out at King Charles.

Appearing over night on a wall in George Jones Park in the St Jude’s area of the city, ‘King Charles Can’t Wipe His Own Arse’.

The graffiti will perplex Bristol City Council with Bristol Waste unlikely to be able to remove it ahead of the Queen’s funeral on Monday.